abigail hobbs water u doing
trying to get my asshole dog to take his medications. Manny doesn’t realise that the nasty tasting stuff ruining his meals is an expensive cocktail of crap he needs to live forever and ever like edward cullen and goddamned MAVIS keeps sneaking in and eating it instead of him. Fine. live forever, pugface. see if I keep you in expensive raw rabbit 20 yrs from now.
Men who think the right to wield a camera phone is more important than um women’s & children’s right to bodily privacy.
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omg Lucy Lawless was so great.
& I forgot abt Paul Rudd and RYDER STRONG
& I didn’t even know about Patty Hearst.
Plot twist: There is no third Hobbit movie. They cram the entire rest of the book into Desolation of Smaug, and they don’t tell anyone about it. So you sit in the theater for six hours, completely unprepared as the film just keeps going.
Plot twist! Jackson stops being a desperate money grubbing hack who over uses cgi and re-edits the movie into one film bcs let’s face it, it’s not actually that long or action packed!
flashback to winter term w Tavi & Kendra:
“Do you need a moment to compose yourselves?” Asks beautiful professor, acting like we were some kind of Bad Girls Club instead of the best students in class (we WERE. Born out of love for him and deep overachievement issues). (Photo via Tavi)
"If we can’t write diversity into sci-fi, then what’s the point? You don’t create new worlds to give them all the same limits of the old ones."
Jane Espenson (from interview with Advocate.com)\
I dunno how many which ways this needs to be said.
30 DAY TMI CHALLENGE, Day 27 - Most favourite Magnus/Alec scene?
↳ “You love me?”
“Is that why you haven’t called me? Because I’m an idiot?”
“No.” Magnus strode toward him. “I didn’t call you because I’m tired of you only wanting me around when you need something. I’m tired of watching you be in love with someone else - someone, incidentally, who will never love you back. Not the way I do.”
“You love me?”
“You stupid Nephilim,” Magnus said patiently. “Why else am I here? Why else would I have spent the past few weeks patching up all your moronic friends every time they got hurt? And getting you out of every ridiculous situation you found yourself in? Not to mention helping you win a battle against Valentine. And all completely free of charge!”
I think I’m not into malec bcs I think someone as old as Magnus should know already that love isn’t like that. You don’t love someone you barely know who calls on you for help. You can LIKE them, you can think they’re hot, you can wanna fuck them, but you don’t LOVE them. Love happens with time and it takes work and I’m so bored with the trope of insta-TROO LUHV and hello? Have the dramatic breakups of lesbian uhauling taught you nothing Magnus? Especially with a teenager my god. Of COURSE it didn’t work out. So boring.
Idk you can’t just declare commitment and have it be real. If Britney Spears hadn’t already proven this with both her marriages, or Kim’s first, then my friend who got married after four weeks last yr is proving this with the world’s stupidest divorce right now. Commitment & love have to be lived through and sometimes endured and worked at.
And it annoys me that Magnus, my favourite character, has to endure this sort of authorial mishandling. He deserves better.
“I wrote her an email because there was this huge, like, article about a Twilight and Hunger Games feud. And we’ve never met before and never spoken. I just shot her an email, and was like, ‘Hey, can’t wait to see more as this feud unfolds!’ Kristen wrote me back, and she was like, ‘It’s fine. Welcome to our world where everything you say gets turned into something it’s not.’ So, she understood.” - Jennifer Lawrence